Sometimes, the beginning is a good place to start. Not always, just sometimes.
I was born in a little cabin in the middle of a snowstorm in the middle of winter. No joke. Despite the circumstances, or maybe because of them, I turned out pretty cute.
Then, still a youngun, we moved to my Grandparents house in the French countryside. I built teepees, made friends with the sheep and horses, played Pooh sticks, and had two tr
รจs cool chickens, Co-co and Ki-ki, until they got eaten by our neighbors' vicious dogs (who still scare me). 
I couldn't stay isolated forever, though, and pretty soon my mom and me moved to a hippie commune in Missouri, where I flourished as any two year old allowed to run around naked and eat dirt would.
As the years went on, I spent half my time in sweats or something equally easy, and half my time in, if I may say so, some pretty stylish dresses.
When I was three along came Jaden, who usurped me from my position of glory as an only child.

And that, my friends, is basically my childhood.